q: how many stuntmen

q: how many stuntmen
does it take to pull
yourself out of a
maximum security
bed, karate
chop through the
morning rituals
and hightail it
through a flaming
door or window
before the director
says cut?

a: half a dozen –
five to pull you
out of bed while
the other goes
through the motions


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